Tweets

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    cumberbuddy:

    gvacamolly:

    petitbear:

    skittleoakley:

    Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

    When he says “really” ;’)

    Never leave this un-reblogged

    What a dear human being he is. 

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    cornsaladsurprise:

    barbietalkingtownhouse:

    somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures

    i wanna see what i look like 

    :*

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    n-a-blue-box:

    bestlols:

    Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers

    O_O

    arc520:

    darecrow:

    Imagine being pregnant in new york

    and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

    "wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

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    euo:

    Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.”

    Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher


    typette:

    isobelstevenz:

    all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer

    april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. your mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

    ideal couple alert

    missyay:

    nazerine:

    excessivecompulsive:

    nazerine:

    the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

    you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

    wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

    in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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