*DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived
what the fuck is wrong with that cow