Tweets

    cynnicio:

    getmad-govegan:

    being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

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    I’VE HEARD OF CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS


    tacogrande:

    sushinfood:

    djingo:

    at the end of class yesterday our spanish 1 teacher showed us this video and i was the only one with tears in my eyes by the end of it and i couldnt understand why

    NO REMEMBERO HOW TO SAY ELEVEN

    i love how the lady is still 104% not interested even after the performance

    (Source: jackryanz)

    sealsthedeals:

    moynmoyn:

    brainbubblegum:

    rakatakat:

    rakatakat:

    LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

    im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

    when life gives u lemons

    pee on them

    More like, pee on life until it gives you lemons

    when life gives me lemons i make vodka 

    What is your hair doing

    ADAM AND I GOT CHINESE FOOD FOR OUR TEN MONTH ANNIVERSARY TODAY AND THIS WAS HIS FORTUNE WHY ME

    🎶Shake Shake Shake it- shake it like a Shakespeare picture 🎶


    lustyloveylady:

    gingerhaze:

    HUNGER GAMES COMICS

    PART 2

    What the books are actually like

    ermathursty:

    saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

    CHILDRENS PLAY TOUR WITH THE QUEEN P #TurnUp

    myfoxdfw:

    what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

    (Source: blameaspartame)


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    ruinedchildhood:

    Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

    lindseybluth:

    i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”


    ceesquatch:

    this is actually what texas sounds like

    (Source: desolateplace)

    bfab11:

    jackhawksmoor:

    consulting-cannibal:

    i hope those pictures of misha and tahmoh on the playground are not only them messing around,

    but also cas and gadreel having an important meeting like

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    CURSES WE ARE DEFEATED

    I love our fandom sometimes

    earlysunsetsintheimpala:

    limedilatation:

    Elton John in a bumper car.

    On the way to save rock and roll