the ol’ razzle dazzle
no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt
While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
guys when I was in the 5th grade, there was this crazy talented (but sort of odd) friend I had named Justin, who, had this huge crush on me and he knew I really liked calvin and hobbes so he stitched and stuffed an actual hobbes for me and I just found it again and got emotional
The owner of this fox died 5 years ago and every day at 3 o’clock the fox visits his owners grave to mourn.
that is probably a random ass fox
hella cute ass random ass fox tho
i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just
i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE
I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.
And it just gets worse as it keeps going.
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
still one of my favorite posts on tumblr
When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner