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    tastefullyoffensive:

    [jackthebeanstalk]

    radicalfarts:

    eraserheadsbaby:

    the ol’ razzle dazzle

    IM SCREAMING

    (Source: hohokev)


    lokineedshugs:

    creativefangirlurl:

    no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

    While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons

    (Source: waltdisneysdaily)

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    considerablybigben:

    *puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

    i am the grooty

    (Source: vanillish)

    guys when I was in the 5th grade, there was this crazy talented (but sort of odd) friend I had named Justin, who, had this huge crush on me and he knew I really liked calvin and hobbes so he stitched and stuffed an actual hobbes for me and I just found it again and got emotional

    sharingneedles:

    stopgivin-up:

    The owner of this fox died 5 years ago and every day at 3 o’clock the fox visits his owners grave to mourn.

    that is probably a random ass fox

    hella cute ass random ass fox tho

    (Source: leota)


    gaksdesigns:

    Artist Chiara Bautista


    poisonmushroom-org:

    dulcetflan:

    kanyelujah:

    i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

    i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

    I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

    And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

    orlandobloomers:

    me: stop being racist please

    family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

    dean-is-an-assbutt:

    firegrowshigher:

    transhumanisticpanspermia:

    boopart:

    WHAT!!!!

    No

    They can leap 36 feet

    As in leap forward 36 feet

    They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

    image

    still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

    (Source: boypart)

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    crossxbonz:

    When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner

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    honoronher:

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

    (Source: vinegod)