Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
gummy bear + potassium chlorate
apparently gummy bears hold the keys to the gates of hell