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    typette:

    isobelstevenz:

    all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer

    april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. your mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

    ideal couple alert

    missyay:

    nazerine:

    excessivecompulsive:

    nazerine:

    the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

    you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

    wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

    in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

    (Source: wolverxne)

    my best friend texted me to tell me that he was watching porn and the girl had the same phone case as me so he got weirded out and closed the tab

    namesrobcallmeatlas asked:
    Once you recurve this, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly then send this to 10 of your favorite followers

    umm ok this is cute I guess I’ll do it

    I like my eyes 

    I like my ability to draw and write

    I like what I like- I’m proud of my hobbies/interests/fandoms

    I like the friends I choose

    I like that I can help people out with issues they’re having



    tactical-honey-badgers-dont-die:

    steampunksteampunk:

    Steampunk prosthesis with gears activated by movement.
    By Christopher Snell via sizvideos

    oh shit. This is fucking rad.


    transnerdproud:

    vejiga:

    Cosplay Done Right

    Holy hell I’m crying with jelly

    (Source: naruchigotsu)

    quietcharms:

    featherandarrow:

    Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

    the universe is just so unebelieveably awesome

    andzen asked:
    kick some ass young blood

    this is so inspiring, rock on


    college life, first selfie in the new apartment what up

    missellacronin:

    Vintage floral pocket and sleeves available on my store for a limited time - bambeestore.com

    howunpleasant:

    friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

    (Source: grossmidousuji)


    osamah:

    what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

    (Source: objectifications)

    cuddle-me-tight:

    mangosmoothie7:

    reina-negrita:

    There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

    What is Taylor doing with her body?

    why is lorde yodeling?

    Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

    someone pls 

    god

    why is lorde yodeling

    (Source: cosmopolitanmagazine)